Saturday, February 20, 2010
Jeff Gets Engaged, Ends Badly - Part 1 of 2
I got some feedback about my last story, so I decided to write another. This one is a bit more personal, as it happens to do with mine and Amy's relationship and failed engagment. If you remember "AmyTheEx" from my last story then you know who I am talking about, if not stop reading now and read my other story or else I will have to come set fire to your porch.
This is an unabridged story of a part of my relationship with "Amy". I must prepare you, in advance, for what you are about to read...it is as ridiculous and surreal as anything I have have ever gone through (except for when I dated nicki), and possibly anything you have ever read. This relationship was outlandish even for me. You may not believe some of what is written here. To that, I can only tell you to go fuck yourself because it's the 100% honest truth, the only thing I have changed is her name, even in the chat logs you will read. Furthermore, this is a long story, which is mostly chat logs of us talking, because I didn't want to leave much of anything out, lest the story seem forced or less amazing that it really was.
And to Amy, if you do read this: You are welcome to message me with corrections or additions to the story. If I got something wrong or left something out, please let me know and I'll be happy to change it. In fact, I'll go farther. If you want to write your own version of our relationship, I swear to my god, that I will post it, COMPLETELY UNABRIDGED, right under mine. This is your opportunity to rebut anything I say here as long as you don't try to turn shit around on me, I know how you can be. With that said, please hold all questions until the end of the tour.
PROLOGUE
I met AmyTheEx on IRC (Internet Relay Chat) in early 2008. A little later in that year, we ended up moving in together even though we were from different states. This didn't work out too well for shit I will not go into because it's really not relavant to the story. So she ended up moving out and a few months later breaking up with me after she told me over and over again she "loved me".
More time passes, we kept in contact, mainly for my benefit in hopes of getting her back. Finally after some other shit hit the fan, we didn't talk for a few months. Then one night while drunk (huge mistake), I decided to send Amy an instant message. We talked, and then a few days to a week later we were dating again. After about a month, she broke it off...again, for reasons I still don't know because she seemed to "love me" all over again.
Fast forward to late 2009..
THE STORY
In late 2009 AmyTheEx had decided that she was done with relationships and just wanted to be single and do her own thing. I, still being in love with her after all we went through (which is yet another story and if I feel writting it one day I will, if not get bent), wanted to try and get back with her. So I got this notso bright idea to get her to town for my birthday. She made it clear that she was just coming down here as a "friend" and nothing more. I didn't like this idea but I agreed to it after seeing that there's really nothing I can do about it except just go with it. So the ticket was
bought (at my expense of course) and we were excited to see each other as it had been about 7 months since.
About a week later her and I are on the phone, I'm drunk off my ass because it was the night, Thursday - Day 2 in my last story. She then asks me if there is anything that would stop me from wanting her to come see me. I say no and ask what she's talking about. She then beats around the bush a little so finally I say just fucking tell me. What she told me next I didn't even know how to comprehend. She tells me that the last time she was at her bestfriend Crystins house that she fucked her roommate, Jeff. No really, the guys name was Jeff too. Ironic hu? Not knowing how to handle this with all the alcohol flowing through my veins I started asking off the wall off questions like "where did he cum?" "did you cum?" etc. As it turns out, he lasted a whole 5 minutes and when he was about to cum she got up and said "hey, where are my pants?" Then proceeded to go look for them. When she told me this I bursted out in complete utter laughter, wouldn't you?
The next day is Saturday - Day 4 - BAR NIGHT in my other story. However, after I finally found a parking spot by the dumpster, I was on the phone with AmyTheEx, she was telling me that she was missing me (again), loved me, but needed to talk to me about shit in the car. I pushed on and it turned out she wanted to be with me just she needs to talk face to face. I said okay, but you're going to Crystins again tomorrow night, what if you and Jeff hookup again? She promised me that nothing would happen (yeah right, if I would have only NOT believed that one).
Within the next week, she was here, and surprisingly it went well. We didn't argue not one time, when we used to argue all the time back when we lived together. In fact, it was some of the best sex I've ever had, no lie. 2 days before she was suppose to leave we had just gotten done eating and were sitting in my car in the parking lot. The conversation went something along the lines as follows:
Me: Well, this has been fun and I am going to miss you, really don't want you to go.
Her: I know, neither do I.
Her: Hey why don't we just say fuck it already and get engaged?
Me in utter shock: WHOA! WAIT! WHAT? What happened to being just fuck buddies and you doing your own thing?
Her: Well when I walked into the room last night and saw that you were crying because of what I said I knew that you really love me.
Me: Well yeah..
Her: So yeah we should get engaged.
Me: Amy look, I want you to be sure about this, because once I buy that ring there really is no coming back.
Her: I know.
Me: So I want you to think on it and be 100% sure, in fact I want you to be 110% sure.
Her: I am, yes I love you and we are perfect together and we know each other inside and out.
Me: I just want you to be sure and make an premature decisions.
Her: I'm sure, let's do it.
Que the sound byte that plays when Link picks up the wooden sword from The Legeng of Zelda!
So off to Wal-mart we went. Picked out a temp. ring because the one she wanted was out of stock so we decided to come back later and get it when we were in the same state together next. She was happy, I was happy, it was pure bliss. She then went home and everything was still great, she was planning the wedding and even calculating how much it would cost, making a guest list, and all that other shit that
comes along with a wedding.
A few weeks later, after she sent me a few txt messages saying she loves me and misses me, I notice her heavily flirting online with some guy. As it turns out, she's known him longer than she's known me, but just online. They've never met or even talked on the phone that I know of. I'm sure by now you can see that this relationship is about to crash into Mt. Hell with my heart at the controls. Can I get a beer please?
The flirting got more and more, and me being the detective I am, I started to notice a pattern here. I brought it up and questioned it to her and she got mad and defensive saying he's just her friend and that I don't have to worry that it's just text. Okay sure it's just text but the guy is all over you and he can't type for shit, he types like a retard at the Special Olympics, I'm not kidding he types like "lmao im 2 kewl fur u". Which is why I refuse to put anything he typed in this story, yes it's THAT bad. As I pressed more and more into the issue, I got this:
[06:50:pm] [SG] psst, hey you, wife almost thing
[06:51:pm] [Peow> ?
[06:51:pm] [SG] 1. I'm cold as fuck 2. I FUCKING LOVE YOU! that is all
[06:51:pm] [Peow] lol
[06:53:pm] [SG] what you dont FUCKING LOVE ME back?
[06:53:pm] [Peow] yes
[06:53:pm] [Peow] i love you
[06:53:pm] [Peow] just not in a gushy faggy romantic mood
[06:54:pm] [SG] uhm hon, I was just telling you I love you, not that I wanna come over and bring you flowers, set a candle light dinner with chocolates or anything
[06:55:pm] [Peow> i know
[06:56:pm] [SG] okay
[06:58:pm] [SG] what is his obsession with you? PEOW THIS PEOW THAT
[06:58:pm] [Peow] lol
[06:58:pm] [Peow] to piss you off.
[06:58:pm] [SG] cant he switch it up and nag on NEE for a change?
[06:59:pm] [SG] Well it's not working hah
[07:01:pm] [SG] and /ignore is my friend :D
[07:02:pm] [SG] okay he can bash me and get away with it and you laugh at it, yet when I start on him you step in, whats up with that?
[07:02:pm] [Peow] go ahead.
[07:02:pm] [Peow] lol
[07:02:pm] [Peow] i dont care.
That should have been my first clue to tell her to fuck off. To clear something up here, this asswipe didn't like me from the get go because well I was with Amy and he wasn't. So he started talking shit to me, OVER THE INTERNET. WOW! You're fucking cool, you can make idiotic text scroll up my screen and hide behind a PC like the pussy you are TJ. I mean, this guy sits online 24/7 almost and does nothing but type stupid shit. Wow, what a life, sure beats going out and actually doing something like getting a job and staying out of other peoples relationships.
[07:03:pm] [SG] nah, was only a question, I wish you'd ban him really, he's annoying as fuck and Im not the only one he annoys
[07:03:pm] [Peow] He's my friend.
[07:03:pm] [Peow] So.
[07:03:pm] [Peow] I don't care.
[07:03:pm] [Peow] People can suck a dick or leave.
[07:03:pm] [Peow] ;]
[07:03:pm] [SG] your friend? wow nice friend, he bashes your boyfriend all the time
[07:04:pm] [Peow] maybe you deserve it sometimes.
[07:04:pm] [Peow] and who else complains?
[07:04:pm] [Peow] dolce?
[07:04:pm] [Peow] lolol
[07:04:pm] [SG] sometimes, yeah okay sure but not all the fucking time
[07:04:pm] [SG] and I think nee
[07:04:pm] [Peow] Wahh wahh.
[07:04:pm] [SG] ...
[07:04:pm] [Peow] they'll be fine.
[07:05:pm] [SG] ehh
[07:06:pm] [SG] and why does he get ops and I dont?
[07:07:pm] [Peow] register your nick.
[07:07:pm] Peow] keeping opguard on
[07:07:pm] [SG] I have to find the email about buring churches
[07:07:pm] [SG] burning*
[07:07:pm] [SG] I just dont see what you see in that idiot
[07:07:pm] [Peow] lots of people say the same thing about you.
[07:08:pm] [SG] hahaha
[07:08:pm] [SG] like who?
[07:08:pm] [Peow] danny, chris, shawn.
[07:08:pm] [Peow] jenni basically told me to dump you.
[07:08:pm] [SG] fuck her
[07:08:pm] [SG] and chris what the hell? he's cool with me
[07:08:pm] [Peow] because of me.
[07:09:pm] [SG] oi
[07:09:pm] [SG] and danny was okay on the phone with me
[07:09:pm] [Peow] yeah.
[07:09:pm] [Peow] he kept telling me to dump you already.
[07:09:pm] [Peow] that you were an idiot
[07:09:pm] [Peow] etc
[07:09:pm] [SG] ....
[07:09:pm] [SG] oi
[07:09:pm] [SG] oh well, glad you didnt listen
[07:10:pm] [Peow] Maybe now you understand why i dont like you acting like a retard online.
Okay to explain this one, I would type shit like "stoofoo" etc. So that was annoying to her because I "embarrassed her" as her boyfriend for typing random shit. Yet, TJ types like a complete tool and she's fine with it. Women are so fucking hypocritical sometimes.
[07:10:pm] [SG] well I stopped didnt I?
[07:10:pm] [Peow] ya
[07:10:pm] [SG] and you act just the same with your sumfin srs srrsly typings
[07:10:pm] [Peow] don't care.
[07:10:pm] [SG] so whats your argument?
[07:10:pm] [Peow] i dont hav eone.
[07:10:pm] [Peow] i dont care.
[07:11:pm] [Peow] period
[07:11:pm] [SG] LOL oookay
[07:11:pm] [Peow] so ill talk to who i want
[07:11:pm] [Peow] youll deal with it.
[07:11:pm] [Peow] sounds good
[07:11:pm] [SG] What are you talking about? I dont care who you talk to
[07:11:pm] [Peow] so stop complaining about tj
[07:11:pm] [Peow] thanks
[07:11:pm] [SG] stop being stuck up his ass
[07:11:pm] [SG] thanks
[07:12:pm] [Peow] No thanks.
[07:12:pm] [SG] you ROFL or lol at EVERYTHING he says, especially if it's shit about me which isnt cool
[07:12:pm] [SG] why are you so stuck up his ass? I dont get it?
[07:12:pm] [Peow] it's just text, jeff.
[07:12:pm] [Peow] I'm not.
Just text Amy? Yeah, okay then I guess yours and his relationship now is "just text" then. I swear I really didn't know why I was with her at this point, as you can see she's not too mature, especially online where she too hides behind a PC. Gee maybe the can get text married and have text kids? Fucking losers.
[07:12:pm] [Peow] I talk to him the same way I do chris.
[07:12:pm] [SG] it's not just TXT to you
[07:12:pm] [Peow] When it concernes you, yes it is.
[07:12:pm] [SG] .....
[07:12:pm] [SG] but when it concerns someone else?
[07:13:pm] [Peow] depends who
[07:13:pm] [SG] so why is it just txt when it concerns me? Im your bf that should matter to you
[07:13:pm] [SG] if one of my friends was talking shit to you, Id say something
[07:14:pm] [Peow] really
[07:14:pm] [Peow] you never did on necron
[07:14:pm] [SG] I glined chris for you remember?
[07:14:pm] [SG] and Im not talking about necron, talking about as of late
[07:14:pm] [Peow] because its just text to me.
[07:15:pm] [SG] since when????
[07:15:pm] [Peow] since i dont care anymore.
[07:15:pm] [SG] hmm okay
Hmm are we a bit testy here? I think so, I love how she brings up the past when she has no other card to play but the quit/bail out card. This should have been my 2nd clue to tell her to fuck off, but being the naieve schmuck I am, I didn't. She then said something in open chat about me just being her boyfriend rather than the correct wordage of, finace. I questioned it and got:
[10:38:pm] [SG] Did you forget that we are engaged there hon? lol
* Logging #hotness2 to 'logs..#hotness2.FyreChat.log'
[10:40:pm] [Peow] not forget.
[10:40:pm] [Peow] thats not the word.
[10:40:pm] [SG] ??
[10:41:pm] [Peow] dont wanna talk about it now.
[10:41:pm] [SG] ....
[10:42:pm] [SG] I asked you if everything was okay you told me yes
[10:42:pm] [SG] but okay
[10:42:pm] [Peow] just ..
[10:42:pm] [Peow] i feel so rushed.
[10:42:pm] [SG] baby, it's not happening for 2 years
[10:42:pm] [Peow] we went from fuck buddies to engaged
[10:42:pm] [Peow] its just not right.
[10:42:pm] [SG] Amy
[10:43:pm] [SG] We are more than that, we are best friends
[10:43:pm] [SG] and you were all excited about the wedding
[10:43:pm] [Peow] I got caught up in the idea of it.
[10:43:pm] [Peow] np; Halestorm - Better Sorry Than Safe
[10:43:pm] [SG] yes and it was cute and awesome
[10:44:pm] [Peow] doesnt feel that way anymore.
[10:44:pm] [SG] wait til next month
[10:48:pm] [Peow] yeah.
Session Time: Thu Feb 11 00:00:00 2010
[12:06:am] [SG-away] you there?
[12:08:am] [Peow] im going to bed
[12:08:am] [Peow] night honey
[12:08:am] [Peow] love you
[12:08:am] * Peow is now known as PeowBED
[12:08:am] [SG-away] night
[12:08:am] [SG-away] love you too babe
[02:51:am] * Quits: PeowBED (owassup@fyrechat-715DFC24.try.wideopenwest.com,,) (Quit: 2kewl4skewlnigga,,)
Session Close: Thu Feb 11 19:44:00 2010
Wow, can you believe that shit? I sure as hell couldn't and still can't. Yeah someone get me a beer, in fact get me a keg because I'm gonna need it for this next part.
A few days before valenties day, Amy asked me if I would do her a favor and buy her a new phone until she got her tax return back, then she would pay me back. I pondered the idea, and in fact I was actually going to buy her the phone, but I'm glad I didn't now as I got word that Amy had alternative motives for me and our relationship.
I was informed by someone I will just call "Mr. X", that Amy was going to break up with me after valentines day. Having thought everything was okay between Amy and I when it really wasn't, I didn't take this bit of info too seriously. I sure as hell wish I had now! 2 days before valentines day I had just gotten off work and gotten home. I got online and saw Amy online, I then proceeded to talk to her. She seemed so excited and sure of herself to talk to me, only because I was about to buy her a phone, I figured this out later. What you will read next is sad, cruel, fucked up on so many levels, and makes no sense at all whatso ever. You've been warned. Got that keg yet?
[10:20:pm] [Peow] so hi
[10:20:pm] [SG] hey
[10:20:pm] [Peow] lol
[10:20:pm] [Peow] whats up
[10:20:pm] [SG] trying to get this heater kerry gave me to work
[10:20:pm] [Peow] ohh.
[10:20:pm] [SG] I guess it's working, it's on
[10:20:pm] [Peow] Wooo.
[10:21:pm] [SG] I will know in some time if my room warms up or not.
[10:21:pm] [Peow] Yah
[10:21:pm] [SG] Kerry said it'll burn me out but not to run it 24/7
[10:21:pm] [Peow] Yeah
[10:23:pm] [Peow] So waht'd you wanna talk to me about w/ the phone?
[10:24:pm] [SG] oh well
[10:24:pm] [SG] my credit card bill came today so I have it to pay and my cellphone bill
[10:24:pm] [Peow] okay
[10:25:pm] [Peow] nevermind then
[10:25:pm] [SG] oh okay
[10:25:pm] [Peow] well
[10:25:pm] [Peow] i guess
[10:25:pm] [Peow] we wont talk
[10:25:pm] [Peow] til i get my taxes
[10:25:pm] [Peow] and iwont have a job either.
[10:25:pm] [Peow] blah
[10:25:pm] [SG] IF you dont want the phone okay
[10:25:pm] [Peow] I do
[10:25:pm] [Peow] but you cant af ford it
[10:25:pm] [Peow] ;[
[10:25:pm] [SG] eh yes I can
[10:25:pm] [Peow] i'm not trying to fuck anything up jeff
[10:26:pm] [SG] try letting me finish
[10:26:pm] [Peow] er
[10:26:pm] [Peow] sorry babe
[10:26:pm] [Peow] go on
[10:26:pm] [Peow] ;x
[10:26:pm] [SG] lol
[10:26:pm] [SG] So I get paid this time next week and my cellphone isnt due til after I get paid
[10:26:pm] [Peow] ok
[10:27:pm] [Peow] ..
[10:27:pm] [Peow] go on
[10:27:pm] [SG] and Im not sure when my credit card bill is due but prob not til after I get paid too
[10:27:pm] [Peow] lol
[10:27:pm] [SG] and I made $ tonight
[10:27:pm] [Peow] wow, awesome.
[10:27:pm] [SG] minus $10 gas
[10:27:pm] [Peow] oh yeah.
[10:28:pm] [SG] why are you so discussed by me lately when I make sexual or lovable comments?
[10:28:pm] [Peow] Im.. joking.
[10:28:pm] [Peow] Im turned off by sex as a whole.
[10:28:pm] [Peow] though
[10:28:pm] [SG] why?
[10:28:pm] [Peow] and that cuddly shit is gay
[10:28:pm] [Peow] cause I dont want it?
[10:28:pm] [SG] eh okay
[10:29:pm] [Peow] erm
[10:29:pm] [Peow] are you gonna go on, dork? ;P
[10:30:pm] [SG] yeah hang on
[10:30:pm] [Peow] ok.
[10:32:pm] [Peow] la
[10:32:pm] [Peow] la
[10:32:pm] [Peow] bored
[10:32:pm] [SG] I'm sorry.
[10:32:pm] [Peow] finishwhat you were saying so I can idle
[10:32:pm] [SG] hahah
[10:33:pm] [SG] So yeah I will get you the phone BUT you have to be nicer to me on here which you've been doing but you still have moments and you have to get off TJ's nuts which you've seemed to of chilled with that today too
[10:34:pm] [Peow] im paying you back
[10:34:pm] [Peow] why would you make demands?
[10:34:pm] [Peow] if you have issues with me you're not gonna get the m solved by bribing me.
[10:34:pm] [SG] I'm buying the phone aren't I?
[10:34:pm] [SG] Okay then how do we solve?
[10:34:pm] [Peow] I don't fucking know anymore.
[10:34:pm] [Peow] I'm not happy.
[10:34:pm] [Peow] I thought talking to you more would help.
[10:34:pm] [Peow] Thats why I wanted the phone
[10:34:pm] [SG] oooh
[10:35:pm] [SG] I will get the phone
[10:35:pm] [Peow] Okay, thank you.
[10:35:pm] [SG] but like I said be nicer and stay off his nuts
[10:35:pm] [Peow] Are you gonna have them ship it here?
[10:35:pm] [Peow] Woooooooow.
[10:35:pm] [SG] yes
[10:36:pm] [Peow] I'm so tempted to tell you to go fuck yourself and take your fucking phone with you.
[10:36:pm] [Peow] really.
[10:36:pm] [SG] Why?
By now, due to her getting upset about something so simple, I knew something was up between her and shitbag TJ and should have just told her to eat shit and die, but I didn't and decided to write this story instead. Sue me.
[10:36:pm] [Peow] You're loaning me money.
[10:36:pm] [Peow] You're not buying me something out right.
[10:36:pm] [SG] And doing you a favor
[10:36:pm] [Peow] Youre doing yourself a favor.
[10:36:pm] [Peow] cause at this rate? we'll be over by next month.
[10:36:pm] [SG] so you're saying you dont need a phone?
[10:36:pm] [Peow] I'm saying i"d rather be without one than deal with your shit.
[10:36:pm] [SG] what shit?
[10:36:pm] [SG] it's not hard, just be nicer and get off him
[10:37:pm] [SG] that's all I ask
[10:37:pm] [Peow] STAY OFF HIS NUTS AND ABIDE BY ALL MY RULES AND I WILL HELP YOU.
[10:37:pm] [SG] whats so hard about staying off his nuts?
[10:37:pm] [Peow] I dont want to be nicer to you because I dont like being around you 90 percent of the fucking time.
[10:37:pm] [SG] why?
[10:37:pm] [Peow] Because you irritate the hell out of me.
[10:37:pm] [SG] why?
[10:37:pm] [SG] how?
[10:37:pm] [Peow] By acting like a twelve year old.
[10:37:pm] [Peow] Saying stupid shit.
I act 12 Amy? I don't know whether to laugh here or feel sorry for you because the moron aka TJ you left me for acts like a retarded monkey on xanax.
[10:37:pm] [Peow] Never sticking up for yourself.
[10:37:pm] [SG] uhm I havent been doing that
[10:38:pm] [SG] what are you talking about?
[10:38:pm] [Peow] I dont even care.
[10:38:pm] [Peow] IM fucking done talking about this
[10:38:pm] [SG] heh
[10:38:pm] [Peow] Do what you want.
[10:38:pm] [Peow] I don't give a shit.
[10:38:pm] [SG] you never do
[10:38:pm] [Peow] I really don't.
[10:38:pm] [SG] that's the problem
[10:38:pm] [Peow] Maybe.
[10:38:pm] [SG] why is it so hard to just compromise with me?
[10:39:pm] [Peow] I'll be nicer to you if you go away. How's that for compromise?
[10:39:pm] [SG] What is your issue?
[10:39:pm] [Peow] You being every fucking where I am.
[10:39:pm] [Peow] Mostly.
[10:39:pm] [SG] You're all defensive because I want you off his nuts
[10:39:pm] [SG] Im not
[10:39:pm] [Peow] IT'S NOT ABOUT TJ.
[10:39:pm] [SG] then what's it about?
[10:39:pm] [SG] I'm on 3 places you are
[10:40:pm] [Peow] When he killed you.
[10:40:pm] [Peow] You suddenly had SA.
[10:40:pm] [Peow] You went crying, am I right?
[10:40:pm] [SG] no
[10:40:pm] [Peow] Oh.
[10:40:pm] [Peow] He just gave it to you.
[10:40:pm] [Peow] I see.
[10:40:pm] [SG] yes just like he just gave it to you
[10:40:pm] [Peow] LOL He gave it to me because he got all my users you fucking tool.
[10:40:pm] [Peow] djsgnsdg
[10:40:pm] [Peow] I'm done talking
[10:40:pm] [Peow] about this
[10:40:pm] [Peow] don't care
[10:41:pm] [Peow] anymore.
[10:41:pm] [SG] what is your problem? why are you being so mean to me?
[10:41:pm] [Peow] Because I'm tired of you being so goddamn insecure and jealous.
[10:41:pm] [SG] Im not
[10:41:pm] [Peow] You just attempted to bribe me to "get off" his nuts.
[10:41:pm] [Peow] IM NOT ON
[10:41:pm] [Peow] HIS
[10:41:pm] [Peow] FUCKING
[10:41:pm] [Peow] NUTS.
Really Amy? Really? Are you sure about that? Is that your final answer? Jesus you're jaded. Actions speak louder than words, bitch.
[10:42:pm] [SG] then why do you ROLF at everything he says? ignore me to BS around with him? flirt with him?
[10:42:pm] [SG] and you're getting defensive
[10:42:pm] [Peow] Because he's funny. and he amuses me. I don't ignore you.
[10:42:pm] [Peow] and I flirt with everyone.
[10:42:pm] [Peow] and I'm not defensive, you pissed me off by trying to bribe me.
[10:43:pm] [SG] I'm not trying to bribe, i was trying to compromise
[10:43:pm] [Peow] fine
[10:43:pm] [Peow] ill be
[10:43:pm] [Peow] "nicer"
[10:43:pm] [Peow] to you
[10:43:pm] [Peow] whatever that means.
[10:43:pm] [SG] the way you've been acting toward me up until 10 min ago
[10:43:pm] [SG] same^
[10:43:pm] [Peow] Stop being so clingy and needy.
[10:43:pm] [Peow] and I'll be nicer.
[10:43:pm] [SG] oi
[10:43:pm] [SG] Im not
[10:43:pm] [SG] Im hardly here
[10:43:pm] [Peow] OKay.
[10:48:pm] [Peow] seriously, you can do what you want. but im not on his nuts.
[10:48:pm] [Peow] why not get it now if youre going to? before someone else does
[10:48:pm] [SG] look at the way you act toward him in channel, you dont even say shit when he targets me
[10:48:pm] [Peow] because its not my job to defend you.
[10:48:pm] [Peow] youre the man.
[10:48:pm] [Peow] You wear the pants, remember?
[10:48:pm] [Peow] Defend yourself.
[10:48:pm] [SG] you can at least say stop he is your "Friend"
[10:49:pm] [SG] or not go along with it
[10:49:pm] [Peow] Its the same way I act toward Chris and Danny.
[10:49:pm] [Peow] Only they tolerate you.
[10:49:pm] [SG] never really seen you do that to chris
[10:52:pm] [SG] if I get the phone, does this mean we can talk like we used to?
[10:52:pm] [Peow] Meaning?
[10:53:pm] [SG] you call me at bed time or at night sometime
[10:53:pm] [SG] you know like we used to talk
[10:53:pm] [Peow] Not sure, considering matthew doesn't have a door and he bitches about the t.v as it is.
[10:54:pm] [SG] then how are we suppose to talk? you said getting you a phone would help us but it seems there's obsticles preventing that
[10:54:pm] [Peow] I can actually text you during the day.
[10:55:pm] [Peow] I didnt know darrin was gonna take his door off
[10:55:pm] [SG] [10:34:pm] [Peow] I thought talking to you more would help.
[10:55:pm] [SG] [10:34:pm] [Peow] Thats why I wanted the phone
[10:56:pm] [Peow] Yeah.
[10:56:pm] [Peow] We dont talk anywhere but online
[10:56:pm] [SG] yeah and it sucks
[10:56:pm] [Peow] Yeah.
[10:56:pm] [SG] I miss you :..
[10:56:pm] [Peow] I know. I miss you too
[10:58:pm] [SG] :..
[11:07:pm] [SG] This heater is not working.
[11:07:pm] [Peow] That sucks.
[11:07:pm] [SG] mhm
[11:07:pm] [SG] So are you okay now?
[11:07:pm] [Peow] I'm fine.
[11:07:pm] [SG] You sure?
[11:07:pm] [Peow] Just wanna make Alex kill herself.
[11:07:pm] [SG] hahaha
[11:08:pm] [SG] why?
[11:08:pm] [Peow] She's a fucking cunt.
[11:08:pm] [SG] ehm that really doesnt tell me why but okay
[11:08:pm] [Peow] liar
[11:08:pm] [Peow] cheater
[11:08:pm] [Peow] annoying
[11:09:pm] [Peow] 2faced
[11:09:pm] [Peow] bitch
[11:09:pm] [SG] uhm okay? she didnt do this to you
[11:09:pm] [Peow] she hurt someone who I'm friends with.
[11:09:pm] [Peow] that bothers me.
[11:09:pm] [SG] ahh yet when someone youre friends with hurts me it doesnt
[11:10:pm] [Peow] He hurt you by being text?
[11:10:pm] [Peow] totally makes sense.
[11:10:pm] [SG] okay she's txt
[11:10:pm] [Peow] Not to him she wasn't.
[11:10:pm] [Peow] they were face to face
[11:10:pm] [SG] ahh
[11:10:pm] [SG] probably a reason why, always more to it
[11:11:pm] [Peow] hah.
[11:11:pm] [SG] awol acts like he's 8
[11:11:pm] [Peow] Okay.
[11:11:pm] [SG] so there has to be more
[11:11:pm] [Peow] Just change the subject.
[11:12:pm] [SG] you want to kill her because she did something to someone that's your "friend" who you've never met, hung out with, etc
[11:12:pm] [SG] okay
[11:12:pm] [Peow] Subject change.
[11:12:pm] [SG] mhm
[11:17:pm] [SG] okay so change it
I should have added 2 + 2 together here and gotten 4 instead of -6 right there. Now this next part still baffles me, I can't make heads of tails of it. Maybe I'm too just analitical, or maybe it was just all apart of her fiendish plot to break it off with me, or maybe she's just a bitch? One or all of those.
The day before valentines day
[02:51:pm] [Peow] is you working today? ;o
[02:52:pm] [SG-away] is you? oi
[02:52:pm] [SG-away] yes I am
[02:52:pm] [SG-away] I have to start getting ready soon.
[02:52:pm] [Peow] lol
[02:52:pm] [Peow] damnit
[02:52:pm] [Peow] ;[
[02:52:pm] [SG-away] why?
[02:53:pm] [Peow] YOURE MY BOYFRIEND AND I LOVE YOU?
[02:53:pm] [Peow] -.-
[02:53:pm] * SG-away blinks
[02:53:pm] [SG-away] ???!????!! hu?
[02:53:pm] [SG-away] I love you too and that was random
[02:53:pm] [SG-away] but cool
That part right there, I still don't get given what comes to follow.
[02:53:pm] [Peow] Danny's getting pissed
[02:54:pm] [Peow] you need to turn that shit of.f
[02:54:pm] [SG-away] oi
[02:54:pm] [Peow] Seriously
[02:54:pm] [Peow] he's about to akill
[02:54:pm] [Peow] you
[02:54:pm] [Peow] lol
[02:54:pm] [Peow] He owns the other server.
[02:54:pm] [SG-away] and? he still cant, bofh has me on TKL
[02:55:pm] [Peow] Just turn it off.
[02:55:pm] [Peow] Stop being annoying.
[02:55:pm] [SG-away] How is that annoying and not all that crap you people type?
[02:55:pm] [SG-away] Dont get it
[02:55:pm] [Peow] Okay i'm done
[02:55:pm] [SG-away] It was a question
[02:56:pm] [Peow] It's not annoying because THIS IS HOW WE ALL TYPE.
WELL YOU TYPE LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT THAT JUST GOT BEAT IN THE HEAD 7 TIMES AND GOT BRAIN DAMAGE AMY! Also, danny didn't even have the balls to confront me himself, he had a problem with me and went to my "girlfriend" about it. Gee, I wish I could do that.
[02:56:pm] [SG-away] but it's annoying to me, so you can annoy me but I cant do it back?
[02:56:pm] [Peow] You really think you have senority here?
[02:57:pm] [SG-away] no
[02:57:pm] [Peow] good luck fighting against Danny.
[02:58:pm] [SG-away] okay there I turned off stoofooings
[02:58:pm] [SG-away] oi^
[02:59:pm] [SG-away] but just for you because I love you
[03:00:pm] [Peow] thanks.
[03:00:pm] [Peow] cause
[03:00:pm] [Peow] other wise
[03:00:pm] [Peow] there woulda been a war
[03:00:pm] [Peow] lol
[03:00:pm] [SG-away] oi
[03:00:pm] [Peow] and if it comes down to it
[03:00:pm] [Peow] I'm going with danny
[03:00:pm] [Peow] and you'd be left here with john.
[03:01:pm] [SG-away] and everyone else
[03:01:pm] [Peow] LOL
[03:01:pm] [Peow] OKay.
[03:01:pm] [Peow] :]
[03:01:pm] [SG-away] you think dolce and his other opers are gonna follow?
[03:01:pm] [Peow] ..
[03:01:pm] [Peow] do you think I care about dolce?
[03:01:pm] [Peow] lol
[03:02:pm] [SG-away] and that other dude doobyscoob
[03:02:pm] [Peow] and I dont like Lon.
[03:02:pm] [Peow] Or Joe.
[03:02:pm] [Peow] lol.
Yeah and only internet losers like danny and TJ like you Amy, amazing you don't have many friends offline, IN THE REAL WORLD/LIFE.
[03:02:pm] [Peow] So
[03:02:pm] [SG-away] so why let them in your chan?
[03:02:pm] [Peow] Cause I can kill them if they annoy me.
[03:02:pm] * SG-away scratches head
[03:02:pm] [SG-away] ehm okay
[03:03:pm] [SG-away] I still lost on the whole idea that you dont want me to goto work
[03:04:pm] [Peow] lol sorry for caring?
[03:04:pm] [Peow] freak.
[03:04:pm] [SG-away] no Im not complaing
[03:04:pm] [Peow] lol
[03:04:pm] [SG-away] it was just, random and unexpected
[03:05:pm] [SG-away] last nite you seemed like you didnt want me around and then just now you're like "NOOO DONT GO"
[03:05:pm] [Peow] tbh
[03:05:pm] [Peow] I dont want you here.
[03:05:pm] [Peow] but yeah.
[03:05:pm] [Peow] thats not up to me
[03:05:pm] [SG-away] why?
[03:05:pm] [SG-away] I just idle mainly
[03:05:pm] [Peow] .because you and tj stress me out.
[03:06:pm] [SG-away] why? I ignore him 9 times outta 10
[03:06:pm] [Peow] He really doesn't like you.
[03:06:pm] [SG-away] Okay so what?
[03:07:pm] [Peow] It's not just him.
[03:07:pm] [Peow] Blah
[03:07:pm] [Peow] Forgetit.
[03:07:pm] [SG-away] I know it's danny and chris too
[03:07:pm] [Peow] yeah
INTERMISSION! Due to myspace being shitty, I am now forced to conclude this part of the story and move onto part 2 (don't worry, part 2 picks up right here) which you can find above this one. Time for a bong rip.